How to cook cocaine into crack in microwave

Some say bring it to a boil but dont risk it because 'itll overcook the yell and then it wont sell'.

Microwave for around 2 minutes depending on amount. Get a choreboy in a pipe or at the very least, a minibar single serve liquor bottle packed with chore. At a 3-1 ratio of baking soda-cocaine, put in a glass dish, preferably pyrex obviously, and add water just enough to saturate the coke and dissolve it. Dont put that shit in a cigarette, or crushed can or a weed pipe. Provided you did everything right, you now have some good freebase, freshly baked. When that blob peeks out of the liquid, itll start hardening and changing color. Take a unfolded paper clip, or a small blade or watever and make little circles in the oil, gathering it into a blob. That oil is your freebase and its got like a good 20seconds before it cools and hardens.

What you should be looking at is some clear greasy oil water lookin like some chicken soup. You want to heat the mixture, but if you see it bubble boil or pop, shut it down. Put a business card or something on the top so it doesnt pop and spill in the microwave and watch that shit with your finger on the cancel button just in case its too hot. I dunno how much u got there, i dunno what type of military grade fuckin microwave oven ya got so im saying 5-10 seconds. Now put that shit in the microwave for 5-10secs. Shake it around a little or stir it up it should look like cloudy water. What you want is to wet the mixture so that it can dissolve, between like a muddy paste and not be like clear tap water. Run your fingers under the faucet and then let a few drops into the shot glass.

Next drop some water in there, tap, poland spring, watever. No need to be fucking precise, Heisenberg, just eyeball the amount. You wanna put about 1/4 to 1/2 that amount of Baking SODA, or sodium bicarbonate. A normal glass shotglass.Дump your baggie in there and eyball it. Take a glass shotglass, like a normal glass shot glass not like a spring break souvenir shot glass or a hipster fuckin elevated pyramid blow bullshit. Heres an easy recipe to get it right everytime:

How to cook cocaine into crack in microwave